ZooLights: A dazzling holiday display at Stone Zoo near Boston

ZooLights, a favorite Boston area holiday family tradition, returns to Stone Zoo on Thanksgiving Day 2009 through Dec. 30.

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"Fruitcake" The young storyteller here is, indeed, a FRUITCAKE. How utterly lonely it must be, to be the fruitcake on a holiday buffet... year... after year... after year. It must feel kind of similar being the fruitcake of the family. (Come on... *every* family's got a fruitcake!) Laugh along with Lynn 'Julian' on this COMIC POP EPIC SONG from her new NOVELTY HOLIDAY CD: "Ham For The Holidays!" SIMILAR ARTISTS: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC, ADAM SANDLER, FRANK ZAPPA Want more "Guitar Rock with GIRL POWER?" Go to: http://www.CookieCutterGirl.com TODAY! ### "FRUITCAKE" In Grandma Roses' kitchen I was born. When forced to leave that Christmas, I was torn. Sometimes bein' a fruitcake leaves me cold. At least I'm not the funky, green marshmellow jello mold! CHORUS So many holidays... So many long buffets... I've been served with every kind of food you can create. There was... turkey with gigantic legs, port cheese, crackers, deviled eggs, honey ham and even Spam, smelly jelly from a can, mincemeat pie with raisin eyes, popovers with no insides, Ambrosia salad, cleanse your pallet, even hotdogs are more valid. The loneliest food, make no mistake, is this vintage Hickory Farms heirloom fruitcake. VERSE Next year, I surprised Aunt Eleanor. She hung me like a wreath upon her door. Then used me as a gift to Uncle Chuck, who tried to pass me off as candied stuffing with the duck! CHORUS So many holidays... So many long buffets... I've been served with every kind of food you can create. There was... turkey with gigantic legs, port cheese, crackers, deviled eggs, honey ham and even Spam, smelly jelly from a can, mincemeat pie with raisin eyes, popovers with no insides, Ambrosia salad, cleanse your pallet, even hotdogs are more valid. The loneliest food, make no mistake, is this vintage Hickory Farms heirloom fruitcake. BRIDGE Fruitcake... Fruitcake... I'm breakin' down... Used to be brown... Fruitcake... Fruitcake... Just like Aunt Millies' old pet monkey, this fruitcake is smellin' funky... FUNKY! VERSE Every family has a fruitcake. (You know who you are!) Climb the tree all drunk on eggnog wearin' a hat made from the star! CHORUS You love... turkey with gigantic legs, port cheese, crackers, deviled eggs, honey ham and even Spam, smelly jelly from a can, mincemeat pie with raisin eyes, popovers with no insides, Ambrosia salad, cleanse your pallet, even hotdogs are more valid. The loneliest food, make no mistake, is this vintage Hickory Farms heirloom fruitcake. END I'm the oldest, yet moldless, the only thing not on your dish... I wonder who'll get me on next years' Christmas list! Sound Copyright 2005, Song Copyright 11/2004 Lynn Julian, ASCAP, Cookie Cutter Publishing Publishing@CookieCutterGirl.com